I woke up and rubbed my eyes, got up and went downstairs oblivious to the fact I was in boxers. I saw my sister sitting on the edge of the couch with her ‘boyfriend’ sitting on it. He sat there with a sour look on his face and a scarf wrapped around his neck and mop of black hair covering one eye. He was bitching about something and my poor sister sat there, looking upset. My sister was far too g

Malia and Sasha





On my first day of work, Mr. Cris Comerford (White House Executive Chef) told me all the rules and regulations I was to follow. I try my best to do my job as an assistant in the kitchen – peeling food, washing dishes, clearing tables were some of my duties. I did everything Mr. Comerford told me, but I made one single costly mistake.



One day, after one month on the j

Mrs. Witherfork



“I wish I was rich, so I could fly first class”, that’s what I thought five minutes after the flight attendant seated me. It was horrible. There was this fat woman with a crying baby sitting behind me; the damn infant cried for nearly 2 hours.

The day I fucked Jamie Lynn Spears



Tired of all the paparazzi, fans, manager and the pressure of living in the shadow of her older sister, Jamie Lynn Spears decided to take one day off without telling anyone. She walked down Sunset Boulevard with all the “normal” people, but then two fans recognized her and chased after her, and the two became three, and three became a multitude. Scared and